Date: Wednesday, March 06, 2002 2:28 PM
Subject: Anna got drunk . . . . OH NO!

Anna and I got VERY drunk on Saturday night.  We walked (sober) the 15/20
minute walk to the local chinese. We went into the chinese and ordered some
wine.  We started drinking the wine as we perused the menu.  We perused the
menu and kept drinking the wine.  We talked a little and drank some more
wine - which was very nice.  We persued the wine as we drank the menu.
After some time we had decided that we were going to have some duck (amongst
other things).  We ordered the duck from the waitress and persued the drunk.
The walls seemed to be a very bright colour.  The duck arrived and we said
hello - the duck didn't talk back but did smell very nice.  We perused the
waitress as she called the duck fat and laughed uncontrollably.  We wined
the perusal and chomped the drunk fat duck - oh fuck.  The bottle of wine
perused the muck and sped off down the street.  We ordered another waitress
from the bottle covered in plumb sauce.  By this time the duck was dead
drunk and seemed to be in pieces.  The bottle of plumb sauce arrived and
tippled the waitress, giggling with the walls, into the glass that had
metamorphosed from a pancake.  The walls very bright giggly feely feely and
very fun.  The duck was so drink that we had to order more tents and a
tractor - we like the wino.  Gandalf said goodbye to Tony in the Chablis.
We scraped the witless over the door and said that no more biggie main - one
in boxy pleasy.  We give the laughy witwash some plsatacine for the cash and
we danced with the wallis.  We switch on the homely decisive and unpacked
the winglies.  We slid along with the mutual hangin' up thang and talky
somesences.  We decline the kind pink lallypants offer and sped longy.
Anutek think we is big losty and Hareti has big goggles!  Lets call Jane,
wiv da solly massage - we is dronkle, we's dronkle!  We get to flat and
Hareti is slow wiv de kinkles - Bomb lies on back in puddle to profess.  We
is much drinkle.  The big ant is surprise to see the bonkle duo and hides in
his vroom.  Darkness falls on the 6th day.

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